I had this theater teacher in high school who was originally from NY. He told us one day how when he first came to California he was out fishing but the fish weren't biting. He saw some guy later with a bunch of fish and asked the guy, how'd you catch so many fish. The guy replied, well what you want to do is get get hella cheese and put it on the hook. The fish love it. So my teacher went to the grocery store. He was looking all over in the cheese aisle but couldn't find what he was looking for. He stopped one of the guys working in the store who walked past and asked, do you have hella cheese. And the guy working was a like... uhhhh, yeah. You're standing in front of it. And my teacher still couldn't find it. So the guy working was like, well, what kind of cheese are you looking for. So my teacher said, hella. That's what I already said, hella. Then he told him about how the fisherman told him to get hella cheese... the person working in the grocery store had to explain it to him... hella funny.
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