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ngland3
20 April 2006 @ 11:53 pm
Youtube video: I cracked up so hard....i was crying. Check it out!!!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=M9HbGK6jD4I&search=hamster%20fight
 
 
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ngland3
18 April 2006 @ 05:40 pm
Visiting the sun

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"






Blonde's Dream

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One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
 
 
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ngland3
17 April 2006 @ 12:21 am
Yo momma so poor...

Her face is on the front of a food stamp.

That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.

When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
 
 
Current Mood: curiouscurious
 
 
ngland3
12 April 2006 @ 07:39 pm
Epiphany in scooter riding in S.F.

Never ever ride your scooter in the rain! I fell on 19th Ave. near school. Thank god it was a red light, when it happened. A car could of ran me over on my right side. I guess my front tire got in between the stupid Muni metro rails, which made me swerve when I accelerated to make a left turn onto Stonestown near the front of the Olive Garden. A nice guy stopped and asked if I was ok. I JUST have a bummed up right knee. Never ever doing that again.
 
 
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ngland3
11 April 2006 @ 12:02 pm
The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth.

I get nervous when people say to me, "I just can't tell any of you Asians apart!" Um, why do you have to tell us apart? ... I can't tell us apart! I was not born with a chip in my neck that would automatically identify every Asiatic person that I would come across. "beebeebeebeebeep Filipino."

I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad... Asian chicken salad... Asian chicken salad..." And he gets to me and he's like, "...Chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland dey use mandarin orange slices ...and crispy wonton crunches
 
 
Current Mood: geekygeeky
 
 
 
ngland3
I just don't get it. People come up to me and ask me where I'm from and it's such a loaded question. And I'll say 'I'm from San Francisco,' and they lean in and whisper 'No, I mean where are you REALLY from?' And then I have to say 'Well, my parents are originally from Korea.' And then I have to listen to stories about all of the Korean people they know, or some Korean food they ate once, or how they're not sure they're pronouncing a Korean word right. And it's like...I don't care. I don't get it! I never walk up to white people and say, like, 'Oh my God, are you from France? No, not recently, I mean like a couple thousand years ago? Oh my God I totally knew it! I love your fries!
 
 
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
 
 
ngland3
11 March 2006 @ 09:50 pm
I totally agree with what this SFSU girl says:

fckin people on muni
-lets say i wasnt the chink i am and paid adult fare ($1.50) why the fcuk would i give up my seat to a senior who paid 50 cents? does that even make any sense?
- why do old people have to take the bus towards state in the morning? and of course when the bus is full only the old people get on. fckin bitches you are almost dead. i (and other college people) need to get to school so i dont end up old and taking the bus like your ass. shit.
- i take put 1/2 of the 2 chairs, so when someone sits down next to me they should fill up the other 1/2. i fckin sat down today and then this man the size on texas tries to sit next to me. WTF YOU OVBIOUSLY NEED TWO SEATS HO. so i had to get up. o man fckin old people
- if you smoke dont stand or sit near people, actaully you should get lung cancer and die.
- people who have their backpacks on should fckin take that shit off and put in on the floor or their front, its not nice to bang people behind you.
- DONT BRING FCKIN ANIMALS ON THE BUS WTF? u arent blind. its not cute to be paris hilton anymore. get a life ho.
- MOVE TO THE FCKIN BACK OF THE BUS SO I CAN GET ON. WTF THERES ALWAYS HELLA SPACE ON THE BACK WHEN YOU SEE IF PASS BY. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE BACK OF THE BUS? IT DOESNT MWEAN YOUR BLACK IF U SIT IN THE BACK.
-homeless people. what the fck. where the hell do you need to go? u call all the time in the fckin world. WALK. you stink and no one wants to sit or stand around you so u take up the space of about 10 people. YOU STINK GO TO A SHELTER. goddddd.
- i hate old white bitches who think they should get a seat. fck you ho. sit at home and die!!!!!!
 
 
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ngland3
05 February 2006 @ 12:11 pm
Really????????

New Year season lasts fifteen days. The first week is the most important and most often celebrated with visits to friends and family as well as greetings of good luck. The celebrations end on the important and colourful Lantern Festival on the evening of the 15th day of the month. However, Chinese believe that on the third day (年初三) of the Chinese New Year it is not appropriate to visit family and friends, and call the day "chec hao" (赤口), meaning "easy to get into arguments".
 
 
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
 
 
ngland3
05 December 2005 @ 03:20 pm
Working 16 hours over the weekends really gave me a beating. I haven't worked since February. At least we are always busy, thats nice. No standing around. Come visit the De Young Museum, its free this tuesday. The Cafe has great food, Bon Appetit.
 
 
Current Mood: pessimisticpessimistic
 
 
ngland3
02 December 2005 @ 07:46 pm
Today when i was on my way to school on the bus, I saw a black van driving beside the bus. In the passenger was Robbin Williams. Everyone on the bus just stared at him. Haha....another celebrity siting. He does not look that old.